Apple are notoriously secretive about their products before they release them but someone dropped the ball last week. Somehow convincing security and the upper echelons that external real-world testing was needed, he/she carries the phone out in an iPhone 3G case (feeling like California’s own 007), has a few pints down at the “pub” and forgets it there…
At this point, you would imagine they would send in they’re own Jack Bauer/Chuck Norris/Bruce Lee combo to neutralise the situation as they have done before under the guise of the “Worldwide Loyalty Team" but somehow the phone was picked up by someone nearby.
Queue geek hysteria.
The 2 biggest tech blogs out there are offered the phone for $10, 000 (~750,000/-) and Gizmodo jumps at the chance. Not only do they flaunt the spoils of war: linklink they make sure to rub some serious salt in the wound.
Apple catches wind and sends a we-want-our-phone-back-or-we’ll-tell-mommy type letter:
Quickly dismissed as just another threat by a big time organisation with a bruised ego, little did they know what was to come.
On Friday night, Jason Chen (Gizmodo chief editor) had his house invaded and all his PCs were seized:
So what lesson have we learnt? Clearly, don’t F**K with Apple! I’m thinking this is the approach G4S should have taken with their stolen cash.
Today, I purchased a numbing ointment for the painful sore in my mouth. When I attempted to apply it, I accidentally spilled most of it in my mouth. Now I can’t speak, close my mouth, or stop the constant drooling. My mom can’t stop laughing and is taking pictures to show everybody. FML
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend of 3 years in his living room when a girl barges in, sees us, and screams “I knew it!” then rushes out. My boyfriend gets up, grabs his pants and while chasing after her yells “baby she’s nothing, you know I only love you!” FML
Google has acquired a company that has created a new process for highly efficient isotope separation, we’ve confirmed from multiple sources. The primary use of this technology, say experts we’ve spoken with, is uranium enrichment.
Enriched uranium is a necessary ingredient in the creation of nuclear energy, and one source we’ve spoken with at Google says that this is part of the Google Green Initiative
. The company will use the new technology to enable it to design and possibly build small, mobile and highly efficient nuclear power generators.“Google has already begun building an enrichment plant,” says a high ranking IAEA source
points out, “Google finally decided to launch a dedicated unit of the company for designing and building its own solar panels, wind turbines, energy efficiency devices, etc. So far, its green efforts have been pursued by separate projects within the company. Nuclear is an obvious next step for the company.”
GreenBeat first broke the story (first titled Google Has A Big Alternate Energy Announcement Forthcoming) after seeing multiple tweets
about the impending announcement.
But other sources we’ve spoken with say Google has no real intention of pursuing nuclear energy, despite the fact that the company has promoted the use of alternate energy sources for years.
Of particular concern is the fact that the company Google acquired is based outside of the U.S., and little is known about the new enrichment technology they’ve developed.
Nuclear power generation is a highly regulated industry. And enriched uranium is a particularly sensitive topic and creation and distribution of the substance is highly controlled.
Enriched uranium can also be used for nuclear weapons production, which is why the industry is so highly regulated.
Says one source: “The story Google is putting out there is that the new technology will be built for clean energy production. But all of the research and development they’re doing in this area is being conducted outside of the U.S., and the enrichment facility is also outside of the U.S.”
And more chillingly: “It would be trivial for anyone with this technology to build a nuclear weapon.”
One source pointed out that if Google were its own country, its revenues would place it at 74th on the list of countries
sorted by gross domestic product. “The U.S. government clearly won’t protect Google from China, so Google is taking the logical step of protecting itself with a physical deterrent.”
To be clear, most of this is speculation. All we’ve confirmed is that Google has acquired a company with a new enrichment process and that they have begun researching small, nuclear portable generators. But there is real evidence here that Google may be working on something much more sinister to counter the China threat. More as this develops.